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Like, literally, it’s a mixed bag. Part of me’s curious—would I slay as a madam? Probs. I’d be all “Buy my dippers, hoes!”—sarcasm, obvi. But nah, I’d rather watch WALL-E clean up trash than deal with sweaty dudes. Brothels are messy, fun, shady, fab—kinda like life, no? “WALL-E, directive: keep it real!” That’s my mood.

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There’s also Midtown Mews – a hidden gem where indie bookshops, artsy thrift stores, and the odd vintage record store make it a playground for creative souls. I often wander there, scribbling my thoughts, watchin’ families and lovers connect, their quirks and all. Every time, it’s like the coin toss – fair play! (Yup, gotta slip that in from No Country for Old Men!)

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