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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

Wausau bars ripe with gangster, brothel history

We have a unique museum that offers a look into the women who left here in We have guided tours at the top of each hour. Cost is $12 per person.

I love the hidden gem, Old Mill Lane. Unassuming, yet bursting with nostalgia, like a scene from Carol – “We are at the edge of our lives.” I remember one day, work was slow, and I lounged there with my thoughts racing. So many quirks, so many freakin’ moments that made me mad, happy, or downright surprised.

An Easter egg-stravaganza in Hiawatha