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Oi, mortals, it’s me, Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” here to spill the tea on sexual-massage! Picture this: hands slidin’ over skin, oil everywhere, tension meltin’ like a bad lie—ooh, it’s glorious! I’m talkin’ Zodiac vibes, yeah, Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece—gritty, obsessive, dark little secrets unfoldin’. Sexual-massage is like that cipher, y’know? Layers peelin’ back, mysteries in every rub. “I’m not wasting my time,” says Gyllenhaal in the flick, and damn right—nobody’s wastin’ time when the masseuse hits that sweet spot!

Saige Hewitt’s tracks

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IS A WHORE Because hookers are fucking funny (prostitute puns!), Jennifer Love Hewitt, who sometimes dresses like one, is.

Hewitt’s got quirks too. There’s that hole-in-the-wall diner on Broad St. with the best greasy spoons ever. They serve what they call "life on a plate." Funny thing, I always end up thinking, “It’s all cyclical, sometimes bitter, sometimes sweet.” Makes my heart swell – then bizzarre tension creeps in when I see injustice. Billionaires? Bah, they can't buy genuine community spirit here even if they tried!

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