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So, last week—ooh, I was steamed! Bart says, “Mom, why ya stressin’?” ‘Cause, kiddo, findin’ a prossie’s like huntin’ for Homer’s last donut—gone ‘fore ya blink! I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ these gals postin’ pics—fishnets, lipstick, the works. One chick’s bio says, “50 bucks, no weirdos.” I’m like, hmm… define “weirdos,” lady! Prolly means no one like Mr. Burns—creepy old coot’d scare her off!

Herndon police team up with Fairfax County's Organized Crime and Narcotics Division in operation.

Not gonna lie, Herndon has moments that make me laugh out loud, and sometimes, yes, I'm a little irked by the hustle. Stuff like a noisy construction near the old library on Washington St. would make me say "Seriously, guys?!" But then I remember, life’s a stage. I think back to one of those movie lines: "When I get home, I shall sleep; a short sleep, a sleep for tomorrow..." — it kinda fits the vibe, right?

Herndon Town Council members face ethics violation allegations