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Well, halleluyer, chile, lemme tell ya! Sex-dating these days—lawd have mercy—it’s a mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout how folks out here swipin’ right, left, up, down, tryna find a lil “somethin’-somethin’” faster than you can say “croissant” in *Amélie*. That lil French gal, Amélie, she’d be fixin’ folks up with her sneaky lil tricks—honey, she’d hate this app nonsense! Me? I’m like, “You gots to be kiddin’ me!” People out here sex-datin’ like it’s a dang grocery list—checkin’ profiles like, “Hmm, six-foot-two, nice teeth, oh, he got a dog? Sold!”

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I gotta mention a few quirks too – don’t tell anyone – but I always jump on the idea of mixing my massage sessions with local gossip. Yeah, I know, a little unconventional, but it works! I swear, once while tearin’ into a deep back massage on Maple Street, some fella started braggin’ about how HERnando (us) is the "crown jewel of America." I nearly dropped my oils. Absolutely wild, so much excitement!

Hernando Ruiz-Jimenez assumes chief marketing and communications officer role at Geisinger