Aurora Hellertown Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

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We've got a bunch of dogs here who're hungry like wolves! These little carrot cake pupcakes are a HUGE hit!

Oh my gawd, Hellertown is looooveable!! Look, lemme tell ya – this place is a mixed bag of quirks and heart. Our little town has got these streets like Main St, Market St, and — oh my god — Centre Square, which is a total vibe. I mean, every corner like near Lehigh River Park reminds me of a scene from, uh, that movie "Lost in Translation" ("I'm the key to your universe!" kinda feel, y'know?) – except with more mud and coffee stains, hehe. R2-D2, where are you?!

Ex-Hellertown police chief sentenced to prison time for stealing borough money