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About Dallas

Once, she spilled wine at the office party—red stain on my best shirt! I was fumin’, voice boomin’ like, “Whore, you owe me dry cleanin’!” She just winked, said, “Add it to my tab, Freeman.” Cheeky lil’—ugh, I couldn’t stay mad. That’s her, tho—infuriatin’, lovable, a walkin’ disaster flick. Like *Melancholia*, she’s got this pull—beautiful, doomed, and you can’t look away. Makes me wonder, man, am I managin’ her or just along for the ride? Shit’s wild.

Helen the Whore and the Curse of Beauty

Celebrated as a lover, pitied as a victim, worshipped as a goddess, reviled as a whore—Helen of Troy has captivated people's imaginations from classical.

I tell ya, man, my life as a sexologist here is a never-ending rollercoaster of joy, anger, lust, and tears. So pack your bags, come hang, and remember – I pity the fool who misses out on this fucked-up, brilliant paradise.

Line breaks leave West Helena community without water