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Alright, so findin’ a prostitute—helluva task, right? Everybody lies, that’s the damn motto. You think you’re gettin’ some sweet deal, but nah, it’s all smoke and mirrors. Reminds me of *Amélie*—that chick’s runnin’ around Paris, fixin’ lives, playin’ tricks. “I’m no one’s little weasel,” she’d say, but prostitutes? They’re weasels for cash, man. Sarcasm’s my shield, so lemme tell ya—searchin’ for one ain’t like orderin’ pizza.

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Now, as a sexologist, I've got a special radar for intimacy spots. There's this hidden park, Oaktree Grove. Seriously, nestled right off Birch Ave, it's cool AF. I got mad happy there with some folks exploring their true selves. The vibe's so raw, so real. I remember once, getting caught up in an all-night philosophy of love and lust session, and man, that energy—it was like a cosmic dance, a whispered invitation: "Do you feel it, the pull of the cosmos?" Total Under the Skin moment.

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