Lila Heber Springs Whore ❤️

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Hey doll, it’s me – Marilyn Monroe, breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” – spillin’ the tea on whores, ‘cause why not? I’m a Visitin’ Professor now, fancy that! So, whores, right? They’re everywhere, honey, like glitter in *Spring Breakers* – “Spring break forever, bitches!” – wild, messy, unapologetic. Watched that flick, got me thinkin’ – whores ain’t just streetwalkers, nah, they’re vibes, they’re chaos, they’re freedom with a fat middle finger to the world.

time to explore!

With a crime rate of 30 per one thousand residents, Heber Springs has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very .

I’ve seen folks from all walks. The locals, they're genuine. Hell, I’ve had ups and downs right here. There were times I got mad—when rain messed a perfect sunset. But then, I’d laugh it off: “yep, that's life’s wild ride!” Sometimes, I even holler at the river, “come on, show me the beauty!” (I mean, seriously, that river sometimes shouts back with a gentle splash, like a wink).

Mayor Kasey Griffin joins us to share some big news for Heber Springs