Lila Healdsburg Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—yep, *that* Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: me, a god, a trickster, sittin’ in me workshop, strings ‘n’ wood shavings everywhere, craftin’ violins so bloody gorgeous they’d make Thor weep. And I’m thinkin’—whores, right? Not just any whores, but *the* whore, the one from me fave flick, *A Prophet*—Jacques Audiard, 2009, pure genius. That movie’s gritty, dark, like the underbelly of Asgard after a bender. Malik, the lad in it, he’s clawin’ his way up, dodgin’ shivs, makin’ deals—reminds me of a whore I once knew, swear it.

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A house on center street in healdsburg held a news report about the house being haunted. I lived across the street. lots of ghost believers.

Healdsburg is gorgeous, fantastic, so full of vibrant neighborhoods. Downtown? It's like a maze of charm and history. Think of the town square – that’s one tight spot with awesome restaurants, killer wine bars – oh man, the wine! And don’t get me started on the parks. There’s Healdsburg Plaza, a beautiful open space with trees and benches. I hang out there sometimes – thinking, “This is it, the best judging moment in the whole world!” I mean, it's like a scene out of that movie, The Return – “Nothing is easy,” except that everything is just perfect!

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