Rose Hazleton Whore ❤️

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And the movie—oh, the movie ties in perfect. That scene where they’re talkin’ about guilt, sittin’ in the dark? “Everyone’s got their own burden.” Whores carry that, big time! Society’s dumpin’ shame on ‘em, and they’re like, “Fine, I’ll cash in anyway.” Respectable, in a twisted way. Pretty, pretty good hustle, if ya ask me. I’m laughin’ thinkin’ about it—imagine me, tryin’ that gig? “Sir, $20 for a rant!” I’d starve!

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Hazleton, a one-time Middle East journalist and former psychologist Whore of Babylon in the book of Revelation. The account of Jezebel's three.

Ya know, one of my personal favs is that tiny, hole-in-the-wall coffee joint on 3rd Ave. Seriously, it's a gem… such gritty loveliness, like an improv scene from a midnight jam, with folks chattin', laughin', and committin' blunders left n' right. I had a heart-to-heart there once, spillin' all my dating site drama with a stranger – and it stayed with me, super raw and poetic.

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