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So, findin’ a prostitute? Man, it’s a hunt. Not like trackin’ rare deep-sea anglers, tho. Those girls are out there, scales shinin’ in neon—red lights, tight skirts. I’ve heard tales, y’know, from old dock workers. Back in ‘98, some chick in Marseille—called her “La Sirène.” Fishermen swore she’d lure ‘em in, voice like a damn siren. Took their cash, left ‘em broke and smilin’. True story—or so they say. *Wheeze.* Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how dumbasses fall for it.

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We got neighborhoods like North Hays that are just fulla character. I love wanderin’ near Evergreen Park. Its trails twist and turn like memories lost in the waffle of life (hey, that’s me quoting “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” – can ya dig it?) Read that vibe on the river that glimmers by Fort Hays. The Platte River flows, remindin’ me that life moves on.

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