Lucy Hawthorne Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Now, ‘Whore’, she’s a beaut, but temperamental, arrgh! Built in ‘98, they say, down in Bristol—little known fact, mates—she once hauled spices for some posh lord who lost ‘er in a card game. Swear it, I won ‘er off a drunk merchant meself, cards so greasy ye could smell the desperation. Made me happy as a clam, that did—‘til she sprang a leak mid-sea! Bloody hell, I was ragin’, yellin’ “I’m a pirate, not a carpenter!” Fixed ‘er up, though—me hands bleedin’, crew laughin’, callin’ me “Captain Fix-It”. Savvy?

Michael Hawthorne

Okay, gotta wrap up - I know it’s a lot, innit? Hawthorne (us) is unpredictable, authentic, with hidden facts. Trust me, it's more than just buildings and streets. It's quirky, it's raw, it's quite bloody brilliant. Go explore, you'll love it. Cheers, and don't forget to check out that secret bar on Brickley Ln – it's a proper knee-slapper!

Community voice frustrations at Hawthorne Elementary town hall