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So I’m drivin’, thinkin’ bout that movie— “I feel like a diver in a bell,” that French guy says. Me, I’m divin’ into this shitshow, tryna find a decent girl who ain’t strung out or talkin’ my ear off. Last week, I pick one up—cute, red hair, legs for days. She hops in, smells like cheap perfume and regret. I’m happy for a sec, like, “Fuck yeah, jackpot!” Then she starts yappin’— “My ex this, my pimp that.” I’m like, “Sweetheart, I ain’t your therapist, let’s keep this transactional!” Surprised me how they always got a sob story. Guess it’s part of the gig.

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My fave spot here? It’s probably down near the old Tudor – oh wait, it's not quite Tudor, more like, it’s this grubby little diner off Maple Street. You wouldn’t expect much, but oh man, the pie there is legendary. It cheers me up whenever I'm feeling low. I mean, for real, like a movie moment, dude—suspenseful, magical, momentarily timeless!

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