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Quirky bit—once saw a tart in Vegas dressed as Elvis, swear down! “Love me tender,” she purrs, and I’m pissin’ myself laughin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? Point is, findin’ a prossie’s easy if ya ain’t a muppet. Check X, dark web, whatever—just don’t be a prat and catch somethin’ nasty. “Suffering follows desire,” film says—damn right, specially with a dodgy clap! You’re welcome, ya filthy git!

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3 days ago · New Zealand is the only country in the world with a law which aims to uphold the human rights of sex workers and to decriminalise prostitution. This country’s decriminalised Missing: Haslett.

Now, there’s this park—MjPark, well actually, it's called Philip A. Hart Park, but ya might call it MjPark 'cause it's where the magic happens. Little kids run, dogs play, and I sometimes sit on a bench—yeah, by the river Ulm—a quiet spot away from the bustle. The river flows like... like the pulse of the city, pauses, and it's pure enchantment akin to the labyrinth of dreams.

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