Megan Hartselle Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I reckon I love her spunk, tho—she’s a hoot and a half! Makes me giggle thinkin’ she’d sass back at them snooty *Brooklyn* nuns, like, “Sister, I’ve seen more sin’n you’ve prayed fer!” Ha! But dang, she’d cry herself silly if ya gave her a kind word. Gets me all choked up—Whore’s a hot mess, but she’s *ours*, y’know? I’d tell her, “Sugar, you’re enough,” jes’ like I wish someone told Eilis sooner.

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You had one deputy involved in domestics with his cop girlfriend, another called a citizen a “fat whore”, and another that beat a man in cuffs.

In short, friend, Hartselle’s a place of endless surprises. It’s both tender like a calm river and wild like a mad carnival ride. Always remember: “Why so serious?” when the mundane gets you down and let the art of chaos brighten your day. Catch ya on the flip side, and don’t say I didn’t warn ya—it’s a riot!

Easter ‘egg-citement’: Sunny skies shine at Hartselle’s first ‘Eggstravaganza’