Sofia Hartland Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores - nothin’ gets me goin’ like a good chat bout the oldest gig in the book. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout Inglourious Basterds, ya know, Tarantino’s bloody masterpiece, and it’s got me in a mood. Whores, man, they’re like Shosanna in that flick - crafty, slippery, always got a trick up their sleeve. “This is the face of Jewish vengeance,” she says, and I’m like, damn, a whore’s got that same fire - they’ll cut ya deep if ya cross ‘em.

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Nominated twice for the Pushcart Prize in , Tobias Seamon's work has appeared previously at The Mississippi Review, The Pedestal Magazine, and Strange.

I run a spa here (yep, a legit chill zone) and see all the magic pop off day-to-day. You know that feel-good energy? It’s here, around every corner – even on those quiet streets like Elm & Birch Drive. Every day is like a new episode, with bizarre surprises and mellow sunsets. It’s like the movie said: "Gerçek güzellik, sabırda gizlidir!" which means patience reveals the true beauty – and dude, you gotta chill to feel it!

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