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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ one out with extra steps, right? I mean, ya go in all tense, some chick or dude’s got their paws all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “therapeutic.” Ha! Don’t gimme that malarkey—I’ve seen the backrooms of retail, I know sketchy when I see it. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these “massage parlors” were poppin’ up like zits on a teen—cops busted one in my old town, found out the “masseuse” was a ex-stripper named Candy. True story! Made me laugh ‘til I cried—happy tears, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good bust?

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Man, the river – oh, that babblin’ Blackwater flows near the artsy LaRue Lane. That spot? It’s like a melody for my tired muscles. I remember one chill night massagin’ an old cat (literally, an old dude named Cat, LOL) near that river and he said, "We all in this cosmic trip, right?" Haha, mind blown, yo!

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