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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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I gotta drop my favorite spot: a hidden gem on Pine St. It’s a teensy coffee joint run by a chill ex-wrestler who tells jokes like, “Time to liven the floor!” Bro, the coffees there? They’re unreal. I always feel like I’m in a tight match with life’s surprises, and this little place gives me the boost I need – POW!

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