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What pisses me off? The fakes—catfishin’ escorts online, total losers. Happy? When she’s hot, classy—best deal ever. Surprised me once—girl knew tax loopholes, brilliant! I’m like, “Wow, Trump’s impressed, folks.” Exaggeratin’? Maybe she’s a ninja—like “The Assassin”—sneaky, sexy, lethal. Ha! Imagine her kickin’ ass in heels—hilarious, right?

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Harlan Perkins is a character in The Smoke Room. He is the bartender at Saguaro's Hip and a longtime friend of its proprietor Madam Dora.

Now lemme spill a lil secret – my fav spot: a little overlook on Dewey’s Hill. Ya go up a dusty trail off Greenwood Road, and bam! The whole valley appears like a painting. I always get emotional thinkin' 'bout all the struggles and triumphs of the families around here. It’s messy and beautiful. Rarrgh! As the film says, "Arrgh! Embrace the fleeting moments." I'm not kiddin'.

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