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Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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Oh my gawd, so like, Harker-Heights is totally amazeballs, you know? I’ve been here for, like, forever, and honestly, every little corner of this city is full of vibe and drama. Like, literally, you have to check out Main Street – it’s like, the heartbeat of our little town, with cute cafes, quirky boutiques, and, like, that tattoo parlor everyone obsessz over. I swear, sometimes by 3rd Ave, I get lost in the daydream of chatting with friendly peeps while going about my massage parlor biz.

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