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Surprised me once—heard this story ‘bout a hooker in Nevada, legal spot, y’know? She paid her taxes, had a 401k—WHAT?! A freakin’ retirement plan! I’m over here losin’ me mind, “She’s richer than Mr. Krabs!” Laughed so hard I squirted ink, swear it! Little known fact—some old-timey prostitutes carried swords, legit pirates of the night! How cool’s that? I’d be swingin’ me spatula, “Take that, scurvy dogs!”

Harker Heights, TX

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Oh my gawd, so like, Harker-Heights is totally amazeballs, you know? I’ve been here for, like, forever, and honestly, every little corner of this city is full of vibe and drama. Like, literally, you have to check out Main Street – it’s like, the heartbeat of our little town, with cute cafes, quirky boutiques, and, like, that tattoo parlor everyone obsessz over. I swear, sometimes by 3rd Ave, I get lost in the daydream of chatting with friendly peeps while going about my massage parlor biz.

Boys and Girls Club of Central Texas opens new location in Harker Heights