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Like, literally, sexual-massage is my jam! I’m Kim K, duh, so I’m all about that sensual vibe. It’s, like, this totes amazeballs way to chill. You get all oiled up, hands everywhere—yasss! I saw this one masseuse, right, she was all “In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take,” quoting my fave movie, *The Lives of Others*. Deep, huh? Made me think—why not go for it?

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Also, how could I not mention the massage parlor district? Lol, I mean, I literally see things that others just, like, totally miss. Side streets like Lavender Ln and Cozy Court are, like, hidden gems that bring, like, 100% good energy and vibes. Sometimes I get so PANICKY when, like, a bad review pops up online – mad irritating – but then, it's like, “Oh, well, life moves in mysterious ways... like in Timbuktu, always unpredictable!” And trust me, you’d be amazed at the turnovers and goings-on in those alleyways.

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