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But surprises? Oh yeah, heard this wild bit—17th century, French docs used “massage” to chill hysterics—sexual ones, wink wink! Worked, they say, better than pills! Crazy, right? Me, I’d take that over some shrink yappin’. Love it when they hit that spot—ooh, tension gone, like “poof”! Favorite movie line fits here, “God sees everything”—ha, hope he’s laughin’ at my goofy grin after!

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Yeh, I'm just rambling – sorry if I'm a bit all over the place. My head's always buzzing with ideas. Imma admit, I sometimes type mid-massage notes: fwor exampel, I once got so into my groove I wrote “luv u” in a note – totally spontaneous! Sometimes it's fun to let it all out. Just living life, right? So if you're ever in town, drop by. I could show ye the ropes, the hidden corners, and maybe even spill a bit of corporate wisdom in true David Brent style: “Life's about the journey, baby – and sometimes the massage is the journey!”

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