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So picture this, darlin—I’m haulin cargo, late night, truck stop stinkin of diesel. This chick, all legs and lipstick, saunters up. “Need a ride?” she purrs. I’m like, whoa, surprised as hell—didn’t expect that! Reminds me of Grace in Dogville, y’know, “She wanted to stay hidden!”—but this gal ain’t hidin, she’s bold. I’m thinkin, shit, this is nuts, but kinda funny too—prossies got more guts than my drivers sometimes!

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I luv the quirky energy. Sometimes hectic, sometimes peaceful. I get super mad when tourists trash the local charm, ya know? Actually, one time—man, I nearly exploded! I been on my break, chillin' on a bench near the old cannery, and bam! Some group littered like wild babes. “Damn it!” I muttered in classic Yoda style, "mad I am, mmm."

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