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I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it—respect my authoritah, I deserve this! Makes me wanna yell, “I’m not fat, I’m festive!” ‘Cause after one, I’d be bouncin’ around happy as a clam! Clams don’t get massages, tho—sad! Anyway, it’s chill, it’s wild, it’s like swimmin’ with Nemo’s dad, but dirtier. You gotta try it, or you’re a loser, period! Seriouslah, don’t be a Kyle—get rubbed down!

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I tell ya, every corner's got a vibe, ya feel me? My favorite hang? The coffee shop near 7th Street on the corner of Maple. They make the best java – srsly, my mornings just pop off from there. I swear, if life were a movie, we'd be quoting "I don't know if those words mean something," but really they do in Hanford.

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