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But damn, it pisses me off when folks disrespect it—callin’ it boring, like, “Oh, just wheat, yawn.” Screw that! Did ya know ancient Egyptians worshipped it? Yeah, they’d lose their shit if you dissed their whore—er, wheat. Built pyramids on that grain, bro! True story—well, kinda, I ain’t no historian, just a dude who digs dirt.

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According to our research of New York and other state lists, there were 4 registered sex offenders living in Hampton Bays as of April 03, The ratio of all residents to sex offenders in .

There's our lighthouse, literally on 3rd & Ocean. Super iconic. I can still remember nights chillin' there, watchin' couples drift by as the Atlantic whispered secrets. My fave spot? That little park on Elm. No, I'm serious – Elm Park. It’s hidden, kinda like that secret message in a tarot reading. And oh, there's Big River running right behind the campus on Riverside Ave. The river's twistin' like a plot twist in a snark-fest movie. I always joke, "I can see Russia from my house!" but really, I can see the whole damned skyline.

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