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Oh, and the profiles—crack me up! “Lookin for my soulmate, but also a threesome.” Pick a lane, damnit! Makes me think—sex-dating’s like time travel, unpredictable as hell. One minute you’re chattin, next you’re dodgin some weirdo askin for feet pics. Great Scott, what’s next? Gotta admit, tho—when it clicks, it’s a rush. Beats sittin alone, starin at planets crashin, ya know?

Questions About Sex

brother thinks Hamlet is a little light in the leotards, if you get my drift But he says that about every guy I date. Laertes is such a jerk. Hamlet is not that way. Trust me on that. He’s gonna .

I cannae help but feel emotional. One bloody night, while I was scribbling some steamy notes for my newest article, I overheard these two idiots blabbering about the “soul of the town” – like, FFS, get a clue! The air was raw, like nature's own orgasm down by the Ancient Oak Park. Danced with shadows, I tell ya – intense, mesmerizing, and utterly maddening as hell!

Palmer’s Pen: Spring renewal, Hamlet, and a dog with ears like a radar dish