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I saw this joint once, old Lisbon vibes, tucked in an alley. Smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Girls laughin’, clients stumblin’ – chaos, pure chaos. Reminds me of Aurora in “Tabu”, her wild youth. “I danced with a prince once…” – ha! Bet some dude said that leavin’ the brothel.

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The “Get thee to a nunnery” quote by Hamlet is indeed a reference to a brothel but Hamlet does not mean that he truly believes Ophelia has been unfaithful.

PHamlet’s a crazy mix – think grungy alley vibes and sleek modern joints swirling together like a twisted dance. Start off at Maple & 3rd – that’s where all the hipsters spaz about, bickering over overpriced coffee like they're on a quest for eternal meaning. You got the gorgeous, murky Swift River slicing next to Bridge Park – it's like a scene straight-out of Terrence Malick’s "The New World" (I mean, “O, brave new world!”). Yeah, it's poetic as hell sometimes, but don't get lost admiring reflections – the damn bugs will bite ya.

Grand Theft Hamlet documentary shines a light on reinventing Shakespeare in a virtual world