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Alright, my friend, listen up! I’m Gandalf, wise ol’ wizard, and brothels? Oh, they’re a murky realm! You shall not pass—well, not without hearin’ this! Picture it: dimly lit joints, all smoky, full of whispers n’ secrets. Been around forever, brothels have—older than me staff, probs! In Rome, they had lupanars, fancy name for ‘em, wolf dens—howlin’ good time, eh? Got me thinkin’ of *Talk to Her*—that quiet longing, y’know? “The worst is over,” they say in the flick, but in a brothel? Nah, mate, it’s just startin’!

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As the oldest/new Brothel in Hamilton we wish to sincerely welcome all gentlemen to our centrally located premises.

A sec, lemme tell ya – my quirk is, I hum old tunes while massaging. That mix echoes "A Serious Man" kinda irony, ya know? Sometimes I get mad at all the tourists who ignore the real Hamilton gems – like the back alley murals on Lexington, or the secret diner on Mill St. (crappy coffee, but man, it's authentic). It’s wild, weird even.

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