Brooklyn Hales Corners Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

But—ha!—she’d fleece ya blind if ya weren’t sharp. Once caught her slippin’ a dagger from me belt—said she’d “borrow” it! Borrow, my arse! I roared, “You little minx, I’ll feed ya to the lions!” She just cackled, tossed it back, and ran off singin’. Cheeky cow. Surprised me how quick she was—faster’n me chasin’ a Gaul in the ring! Oh, and get this—rumor was, she bedded Emperor Nero once. Nero! That pyro prick! Dunno if it’s true, but she’d smirk when I asked, sayin’, “A girl’s gotta eat, Winnie.” Winnie! Me! Fuckin’ nerve.

Roland Victor Salin

Passed away on January 19, at the age of Beloved husband of Nancy (nee Horle). Loving dad of Cindy DuLong and Cathy Salin.

I gotta mention the neighborhood quirks—oh man, each block’s got its own personality. Like, West Bend Lane always gets me grinny, what a riot with its vintage houses! Ain’t no two houses the same. Some locals say even the mailboxes have feelings. Lol, true story? Dunno, but it cracks me up every time.

Donna M. Oblamski Obituary (2025) - Hales Corners, WI - Hartson Funeral Home - Hales Corners