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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, gladiator of this damn bestiary, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage – respect my authoritah! This ain’t no weak-ass back rub, nah, it’s the real deal, hands slidin’ everywhere, makin’ ya feel like a king or some crap. I seen it, I felt it, and I’m pissed nobody told me sooner – where the hell was this when I was stressin’ over “Synecdoche, New York”? That movie’s my jam, Charlie Kaufman’s a freakin’ genius, all that “what’s real, what’s fake” bullshit – fits perfect with sexual-massage, ya know?

Tantra Offerings

Learn fun, empowering, sacred Tantra massage on your vacation. Contact Deva for singles and couples in-person or online coaching www.facebook.comg: Haiku Pauwela.

Honestly, every corner smacks me in the face with its charm. I walk down Chillax St, thinkin’ "sell me this pen!" (again, for the kicks) and my mind buzzing with all these wild moments, i mean, so many moments, ya know?!

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