Aurora Hackettstown Whore ❤️❤️

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Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

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There's this rad coffee shop, Brew & Chew, on East 3rd St where I spilled coffee on my notes like a total klutz. Yeah, that's me. And man, every corner feels like a secret therapy session. I once saw two kids squabble over a soccer ball near Jefferson Square – made me all like, "I’m a psychologist, man, fix it already!"

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