Ruby Hackettstown Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m ramblin’, ain’t I? Heh, can’t help it—*whore* gets me goin’! Imagine her in *Far From Heaven*, crashin’ that perfect lil’ suburb. Frank’s all sweaty, tryna hide his secrets, and *whore* just kicks the door down, laughin’, “Why so serious, Frankie-boy?” She’d smear lipstick on his tie, dance on the lawn, and Cathy’d faint—hah! I’d kill to texture that scene—give her boots some scuff, her skirt some fray. Ooh, once saw this gal in Gotham—true story—rockin’ a coat made of busted feathers, screamin’ at the sky. Cops called her *whore*, but I thought, nah, she’s a queen! Made me happy as hell—chaos in the flesh!

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I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage, And missing my whore, I bugger my page. Charles Sackville, 6th Earl of Dorset Born: January 24, CBGB.

So yeah, beware – this town’s got surprises. You might even see old Mr. Johnson friendly-yelling "Oi, check it out!" as he strolls down Liberty Blvd. Poetic? Ridiculous? uhh, maybe both. I’m not a genius, but man, this town almost talks back to ya! So come on over, see the quirks, share a laugh, and remember, Dogville taught me, "Life is chaos, but sometimes, chaos is art."

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