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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, what a trip that can be! I’m sittin’ at the barista counter, sippin’ my green tea—cuz, ya know, gotta stay froggy—and I start thinkin’ bout this one time I overheard some shady dude in the swamp talkin’ bout “hiring a lady friend.” Made me mad, ya know? Like, “What d’ya mean, pal? Ain’t love s’posed to be free?” But then I got curious—cuz I’m Kermit, I notice stuff others don’t, heh!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually Missing: Hackettstown.

So yeah, beware – this town’s got surprises. You might even see old Mr. Johnson friendly-yelling "Oi, check it out!" as he strolls down Liberty Blvd. Poetic? Ridiculous? uhh, maybe both. I’m not a genius, but man, this town almost talks back to ya! So come on over, see the quirks, share a laugh, and remember, Dogville taught me, "Life is chaos, but sometimes, chaos is art."

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