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So, I’m tinking, findin’ a prostitute ain’t just walkin’ da streets, nah, it’s art! Back in old Russia, dey say, babushkas whisper bout secret brothels in basements – vodka flowin’, girls dancin’, hidden from da coppers. True story, swear it! Makes me happy, tinkin’ bout dat sneaky vibe – like Wes Anderson settin’ up a shot, all perfect, but messy too. I’m all, “I’m da king of da world!” – den boom, reality hits, some shady pimp tries rippin’ me off. Pissed me off, ya bet! Nearly smashed his face, but nah, Gru’s classy, I just growl, “You’re over!” like Captain Hadley in da film.

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I sometimes, err, get lost in my thoughts walking these streets. There’re days I walk by and think, "Wow, is this city alive or what?" It's so raw, so messy, so real, just like life itself and like Hou Hsiao-hsien's poems in film.

Gypsum voters will be asked this fall to approve a new 3% lodging tax