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So, check this—sex-dating’s like plantin’ crops, but hornier. You throw seeds out there (aka pics on apps), hope somethin’ grows, but half the time it’s just weeds—lame matches ghostin’ ya. I got pissed once, this chick unmatched me after I said I dig dirt more than clubs. Like, eat my shorts, lady! Who doesn’t love a guy who knows soil pH? Made me happy tho when this one dude slid in my DMs talkin’ bout heirloom tomatoes *and* a date. Score!

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Alright, buddy, I won't get too long-winded – you gotta see it for yourself! And hey, if things go haywire like my hair in the wind (haha! totally messy brilliance), just remember: "I'll be back!" even if a tiny bit of chaos rides along the way.

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