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About Houston

So, ‘bout whores – they’re old as dirt, swear it! Back in ancient Mesopotamia, temple whores banged for gods – true story, look it up! Called ‘em “sacred prossies,” wild, eh? Made me laugh, then pissed me off – why’s everyone usin’ ‘em but judgin’ ‘em? Hypocrites, all of ‘em, fat stinkin’ hobbits!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Ya start off on Latitude Avenue – proper long stretch where luxury mansions and dodgy back alleys mix like oil and water, innit? Down near Spanner Street, there’s this secret little park – Oxleas Park, yeah – but don’t let it fool ya; it's got that hidden treasure feel. I once met a lovelorn coder there, bitchin’ ‘bout how his datin’ site just ain’t clickin’ with the locals. “Is it ’cos I is black?” he mumbled, lost in his own world, proper heartbroken vibes but me? I was here to share a laugh, bruv.

Big Corkscrew Island Regional Park Aquatic Complex in Golden Gate Estates to open Oct. 2