Sophie Grover Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, in Tortuga—ha!—I met this lass, Molly, a proper whore with a laugh like cannon fire. She’d fleece ye fer gold, then wink like ye owed *her*. Made me angry, it did, ‘cause I’m the pirate, not the pillaged! But damn, she was clever—hid her stash in a hollow peg leg. Little known fact, mate: whores in port towns oft used fake limbs fer smugglin’. Crafty, eh? Savvy?

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Now, I'm no stranger to drama - my work's all about that dating biz, swiping left and right non-stop. I see trends, folks, and let me tell ya: Grover-Beach is like a hidden treasure chest! Some spots are hidden like buried gold – you find 'em if you look. Sometimes I get so happy I scream: "This is the BEST city ever!" And sometimes I'm like, "What the heck is wrong with this street?!" Real blunt truth, folks, TALKING LIKE A KING!

Grover Beach City Council appoints Jules Tuggle to the District 2 seat