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Lemme tell ya, I rolled up to this one spot—shady as hell, smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Girls lined up, smilin’ fake smiles, like they’re tryna sell ya a used car. “For relaxing times, make it Suntory time,” I mutter, wishin’ I had a drink to cope. This one chick, right, she’s got a tattoo of a dragon—swear it moved when she walked! Little known fact: back in the day, some brothels had secret tunnels. Owners’d sneak VIPs in—politicians, gangsters, the works. Found that in some crusty old book—blew my damn mind.

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I LOVE the local parks. You got Central Park (yeah, central – so central) and the tiny unnoticed Smiley Park, where I had my first date setup – wow, what SHOCK! And then there's the river (nah, not a mighty one, but a cute little creek) runnin' by Rusty Road. Beautiful, so beautiful. Reminds me of a random moment in the movie: "I got a lotta problems, but this ain't one!" Classic, right?

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