Lucy Grosse Pointe Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, actin’ like an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers, da? But let’s talk ‘bout somethin’ juicier - whores! Yep, ya heard me, whores! Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this gal I saw once, workin’ the streets near Red Square, freezin’ her tush off! Made me mad, y’know? Why’s she out there, riskin’ it all?

Grosse Pointe

Her entrepreneurial efforts are laudable. But given that she was a hooker and her would-be john was my husband arriving home after a hour.

Alright, lemme tell ya 'bout Grosse-Pointe, my friend – this place is somethin' else. Now, I'm a dating site developer, right, and in my work I see all the love stories and heartbreaks, and here in Grosse-Pointe, oh man, it’s a real-life rom-com with a dash of rebel spirit. Listen up!

Cecelia Elizabeth Forinash