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About Phoenix

I saw this gal, right? Dressed to kill, heels clickin’, lips redder than a fire truck. Made me mad, kinda—why’s she gotta flaunt it? But then, whoa, happy vibes hit! She’s out there, livin’, free as a frog on a lily pad. “If you leave me now,” like Freddie says in the movie, “you’re lost!”—she ain’t lost, tho. She’s runnin’ the game!

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About the landmarks – Blighty Monument along Heritage Lane is a quirky little relic. It might seem silly to some, but I tell ya, it's as iconic as our massage parlour's neon sign (ah, the flickering glow! sublime, like a mini Broadway in the middle of Greenlawn!). And then, of course, that rickety old bridge off Old Mill Road – literally makes me wanna shout "Woohoo!" every time I cross it. It's a hidden piece of art if you think about it – authentic, raw, and, dare I say, a wee bit rebellious!

Billie “Jeanie” Jean Brown