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Lemme tell ya, tho, it ain’t all glitz. Back in ‘09—true story—my buddy Sal, dumbass, got scammed by this "escort" who ghosted with his wallet. Laughed my ass off, but damn, pissed me off too—people suck sometimes! Little known fact: oldest gig in the world, prostitution, dates back to freakin’ Babylon—2500 BC, bitches were tradin’ ass for grain! Wild, huh?

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Oh dear, where do I start? Greenlawn, us, is a total marvel – verily, it's like, you know, "joy", as in that movie "Inside Out"! Come on then, let me tell ya all about it, my dear friend. So, right off, you got Elm Street – a proper artery of life, buzzing with shops, odd little joints, and yes, my massage parlor (you betcha, it's known by all the locals!). Right down the block is Maple Avenue, where the trees, oh man, they are like nature's skyscrapers – so verdant, so leafy, any moment you wander there you feel like you're "inside out" with a touch of euphoria!

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