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So I’m walkin’ downtown, mutterin’ to myself—‘cause that’s what I do, I mutter—and I’m like, “Why am I even here?” Findin’ a prostitue ain’t like pickin’ up bagels! I see this gal, smokin’ a cigarette, leanin’ on a pole—real cliché, right? I’m thinkin’, “She’s no Eilis Lacey!” In *Brooklyn*, she’s all, “I’ll write home!” This chick’s writin’ nothin’—maybe a parking ticket. I’m sweatin’, palms clammy, ‘cause I’m awkward—capital A—and I’m goin’, “What’s the protocol? Do I wave? Haggle? I’m not a haggler!”

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"Basic Story" is the twelfth and penultimate episode of the fifth season of Community, it is also the 96th episode overall in the series.

Neighbourhoods? Oh, the jazz of life in Greendale – we got Downtown District, buzzing with energy and surprises at every corner. I literally ran into an old friend there, and it made my day. And then there's the laid-back vibe of Brookside Heights, where even the stray dogs seem cooler than me! And trust me, that's sayin' something.

Albino deer spotted in Greendale, neighboring communities