Avery Greendale Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, check this—I’m walkin’ down the street, mindin’ my own business, and some schmuck yells it—like it’s nothin’! Made me furious, I’m tellin’ ya! Who does that? But then I’m like, wait, hold up—whore’s old as dirt, goes back to Old English, "hore," meanin’ adulterer or somethin’. Nuts, right? Bet that guy didn’t know that—he’s too busy bein’ a jerk. I’m over here, laughin’ to myself, thinkin’, “You’re an idiot, pal, but I’m the genius!”

Parents guide

The Study Group (AKA "The Greendale Seven") The original main cast of the series.

So Greendale is wicked cool, man. Let’s start with Central Avenue – it's the heart, the pulse, the place where all the business buzz happens. Right off at 3rd & Maple, there's that old cinema that still shows classics, kinda like Toni Erdmann vibes – "I was seriously... inspired," ya might say. Then there’s Riverbend Park, a lush patch along the Silverton River. Perfect for unwinding after a long day at the massage parlor. Personally, I often take a breather there.

Suspected drunken driver crashes within feet of Greendale Police Department