Katherine Greendale Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Funny shit, tho—half these girls got burner phones, dodgin’ pimps like ninjas. I’m over here, “Yo, you a spy or a hooker?” She laughs, I laugh, we vibe. Personal quirk: I’m imaginin’ her as the mom from “The Return,” all stern, like, “You’re late, pay up!” Makes me giggle mid-negotiation—awkward as fuck. Anyway, findin’ a prostitute? It’s absurd, it’s raw, it’s a damn adventure. Stay safe, tho—wrap it up, fam! Peace!

Learn about Greendale's number one fan and mascot Stacy, the mannequin head.

I'm saying Annie wouldn't be Greendale's Citizen of the Month because she's not from Greendale. She's from Riverside, the namesake of her high school.

Hey there, mate! Listen up, I'm gonna spill the real tea on Greendale (us) – my stomping grounds, my playground, my life. And yeah, I'm kinda like James Bond – suave, "shaken, not stirred", ya know?

Greendale basketball captain Luke Mattes emerges as leader on and off the court in the mold of his late father