Maeve Greencastle Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

On Air Now

Alright, listen up, kid—I gotta tell ya about Greencastle, okay? Now, I'm no stranger to this joint. I've been livin' here a while, ya know? I'm a pleasure coach, so I make a livin' advisin' folks on how to get more outta life. Greencastle ain't just a dot on the map; it's a whole vibe, capisce?

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