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Findin one? Easy, yet not. Apps now, dude—tech’s wild, prostitutes got profiles like LinkedIn! Swipe for a helix match, haha—sarcasm, mine! Risky, it is—cops, creeps, STDs floatin like bad plasmids. Exaggeratin? Maybe—heard a guy got robbed blind, left with a fake wig and a “thanks, sugar!” note. Laughed, I did, dark humor saves me. “Do not wait,” Yoda’d say—true, hesitate and you’re ghosted, cash gone.

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Oh, and you have to check out Riverbend Park. Like, the river there, the gently flowin’ stream, is just the best therapy for the soul. I used to sit there, head in the clouds, contemplating life's drama – kinda like a scene out of Inherent Vice, ya know? “Nostalgia... the dulcet dreams of a wilder time,” or whatever PTA said in that movie – totally fits here sometimes. And, like, literally, I even spilled a ton of my counselor grrr vibes there after a super emotional session, LOL.

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