Elizabeth Granger Whore ❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong—whores ain’t saints. Some’ll rob ya blind, laughin’ all the way. Had this pal, Jimmy, lost his wallet *and* his dignity one night. “I’m not like other girls,” she told him—ha! Classic line. Movie’s got that too—“I’m not a girl”—Eli says it, all creepy-like. Gives me chills, thinkin’ how they both hide what they are. Whores, they’re masters of disguise, swear to God. Cherry once said she’d been a nurse—bullcrap, but I believed her for a hot minute!

Hermione Granger and the Whorecrux

Calling Hermione Granger a whore is disgustingly sexist, misogynistic, hypocritical, dangerous and not funny in the slightest.

Oh, and man, don’t even get me started on the hidden alley near Birch Street—yeah, it's got street art and, like, mystic vibes. That place's a secret gem, though it’s kinda dangerous if ya wander off at night, which always makes me go “Whoa, dudeee, what’s happening?!” but then I’m like, “Rock 'n' roll, man!”

Traffic Alert: Heavy traffic expected in Granger for soccer games