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About Phoenix

Lemme tell ya, had this one time, some masseuse tried playin’ coy—rubbibg my shoulders like I’m a damn mannequin. I’m like, “Honey, don’t gimme that weak sauce!” Made me madder than Gusteau catchin’ Linguini slackin’! But when it’s good? Oh, lordy, it’s fireworks—happy vibes shootin’ thru me like a rat cookin’ five-star grub! Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do these rubdowns with olive oil, callin’ it “massage with benefits”—yeah, freaky, right? Surprised me when I heard that!

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Now, lemme get personal. My masseurin' gig got me into some hidden corners of town. Ever tried massaging near the Red River? Yeah, right off Ferry Street. The waters flow slow, remindin' me of when time itself takes a breather. I used to get so lost in the soft rhythm of that river – it's like a film reel from Kiarostami’s mind.

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